Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Hush...Hush, Sweet Lieberman

While his loving Hadassah sat in amazement among her newly found Republican friends, hubby, Sen. Joseph Lieberman, gave quite a speech.
Joe, your views on social issues are just the opposite of Gov. Sarah Palin. Yet, last night you sang her praises. How false of you. You hardly know Lady Sarah.
I thought that you would just laud Sen. McCain. Instead you really opened up on Sen. Obama. Joe, as a fellow Jew, I admired you. I was so proud when you were nominated for V.P. by the Democrats in 2000. Last night, I was totally ashamed of you.
Joe, if the Democrats had a daughter who was unmarried and pregnant, the religious right would never stop carrying on. Joey, Surala (Sarah) did endorse Pat Buchanan for President in 2000. Believe me, she would never think of you.
Surala is a good name for Gov. Palin. The root letters form suris, the Jewish word for trouble. Mrs. Palin, who SHOULD STAY HOME WITH HER CHILDREN AS SHE HAS FAILED MISERABLY with Bristol, will give McCain plenty of SURIS during this campaign. Shouldn't she be for sex education being taught in school? Bristol might not be in such a predicament now. What a wonderful role model Bristol is for other teenage girls! Is society now going to endorse unwed pregnancies providing the couple marry? This would now be a first for the religious right. What a bunch of phonies they are.